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I STILL GO TO TACO BELL
DRIVE-THRU
RAW AS HELL

FEED me your DIRTY ass

While most people search Craigslist for jobs, apartments, etc., others aspire for a little something more...






"Experienced raunchy rim pig looking to rim dirty butt. Sit on the rimseat and let me eat you out until you cum. Full service toilet too if desired. NO PNP. 5'11" 175# brn/blu. let's trade pics "

Keren Richter Solo Show at Cakeshop NYC!

Keren Richter's solo art show at Cakeshop
all new dirty birdies and pattern paintings

Tuesday, April 17th
6 - 9 pm
2 - 1 drinks

Cakeshop
152 Ludlow, between Stanton + Rivington

cool bands Dreamburger and Dynasty Handbag play at 9


http://notkeren.com
http://www.cake-shop.com/

achy breaky flea market

Hitting up the Shelby COunty (Kentucky) flea market today with my boo. Trying to find cool shit for the new house I'm renting out.

Best things about this flea market? Country folk, live music in the food court, and people selling guns out of the bed of their pickup trucks. Oh yeah, and they sell switchblades too.

Link here cause they KNOW what the internet is.


[Achy Breaky...]

Hit the Deck

Blood is the New Black was recently asked to be part of this great group show Synthesis Magazine put together. Traveling from Las Vegas, the show is now coming to LA for the final show at Subliminal Projects. Come see pieces by Travis Millard, Dan Monick, Porous Walker, Keren Richter, Patrick Jilbert, and Jeremy Relph among many others. All sales proceed The Global Fund.

SlamXHype

Blood is the New Black called out in today's SlamXHype.
BIG IN '07.

Blood in Format Magazine

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Psst....

New site's up...

spooky like a dooky

went with some friends the other day to an abandoned crematorium that i didnt know was even accesible. we had to enter through the cold dark basement where they burned the bodies. i need to go shoot again. spent my very last few dollars on getting the film processed.

more at patrickjilbert.com

Corny?

Moving is fine, neighbors suck!

Blood Is The New Black is moving! That's right folks, to the hills of Silverlake, CA. I helped move the biz around today. I will tomorrow too.

Moving is alright, I've moved only a couple times, but I'm fine with it. I think it provides a great opportunity for new soil and re-growth. The problem with moving though, always seems to be neighbors.

As soon as I get there today, I chat for a little with Mitra's new landlord, a nice guy who is smaller then me (irrelevant). Suddenly, this high pitched fobby voice comes belting from behind me, directed to the land lord "YOU CAN'A PAR'K IN'A DA DRI-WAY!! YOU BLOCKuh MY WAIY GET OUTAH 'ERE!" Apparently the guy's a real tight ass. So we move our cars.

Funny thing is, somehow no one noticed but I back my Mercury Villager into his staircase, WHOOPS. It actually was on accident, I'm never that vindictive.

Anyways, I make another run to collect more BITNB pieces to move, I get there and it's night now and the guy isn't around. Mitra comes by, suddenly, that same voice comes from below the space "'ET WHATAI SAY ABOU' BLOCKIN' DA DRYWAY! MOVE-A!" Some dudes came out of nowhere with their own truck, suddenly needing to get out of the complex. So we move cars. The guy aforementioned, he's watching the entire parade of cars, moderating our progress with flitty hand gestures and pinched barks. Once we're done, we go back in and eat pizza.

So yeah, new neighbors can suck ass. I'm a nice new neighbor! I bake cakes and cookies and all that shit! In fact, I need to move too. Who wants me to be their new neighbor?

Mmmmmm

Peek-a-boo.

Cupid's Noose.

hater surveillance

hopefully this will come through for vegas...




porous where you at??

Miami Vice.

We were invited to be part of a group show curated by Line Showroom in Miami this past week. For those who missed it...
Andy Mueller and Shepard Fairey

Dan Monick, Patrick Jilbert, Porous Walker, & Jeremy Relph.
Jeremy Relph.
Milano Chow, Keren Richter, Travis Millard, & Andrea Shear.
Porous Walker
Keren Richter
Milano Chow
Travis Millard.

All this and much more coming to Vegas Feb 13-15!

Long Days, Short Life.

Trafik Miami.

sabbath a go go

Can't be...

...17 forever.

Thank God, it'd be Groundhog day time, if you know what I mean.